Funny signboards

Funny Signboards
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PATHOLOGY Clinic--

For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!
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One day I asked my Heart......

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch....

English Translation: Listen brother, my job is to supply blood, don't ask me things which are not in my syllabus.
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Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!